PROTOCOL 12 – PUBLIC RESEARCH DIVISION

The Slow Titration

Deep questions for a couple at dinner

LAB RECORD – RUN AT WILL EST. DURATION: ONE DINNER
Materials
two subjects, one table, minimal phones
Objective
Determine whether you actually know the person across from you, or only the summary of them you've been running on since year two.

Procedure

  1. Order food that takes a while. The experiment requires runtime.

  2. Ask, in order. Do not skip ahead. Skipping ahead is how the standard model gets you.

    • What's something you changed your mind about this year and didn't tell me?
    • Which version of us – some past month, some past place – would you visit for an afternoon if you could?
    • What do I do that you've decided to find endearing on purpose?
  3. Extension set, for tables still occupied:

    • What are you quietly practicing to get better at, and why haven't I heard about it?
    • What's a compliment you received once and never metabolized?
  4. Do not fact-check any answer at the table. Log first; dispute never.

Expected results

At least one answer you did not have on file. Log it. This is the whole experiment.

Findings worth keeping? Some of what surfaces in a protocol – the story, the detail they'd be embarrassed you noticed – is exactly the raw material the synthesis division turns into a finished song about them. The Lab merely notes the pipeline exists.

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