STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE – SYNTHESIS DIVISION
How a song gets made here.
Plain answers, in order of operation. The short version: you supply the truth, we supply the craft, a person supervises every step, and nothing ships until you've chosen the version that sounds like them.
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Reagent intake – about 5 minutes
A short form asks for the specifics only you have: their name (and how to say it), the shape of the bond – partner, best friend, spouse, something without a word yet; we don't presume – how it actually started, one detail they'd be embarrassed you noticed, the occasion, and the genre. Vague answers get politely bounced. "They're nice" is not a reagent.
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The craft session – 10 to 20 minutes, live
You and the Lab write the lyrics together in a short chat. We draft; you react; we revise – tighter chorus, less rhyming, more about the diner. The lyrics are done when you say they're done, and nothing proceeds until you approve them line by line. This is the part people expect to tolerate and end up keeping screenshots of.
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Checkout – $39, once
Payment is handled by Stripe. We never see your card. If our review process flags your order for a human look first – rare, and mostly about protecting real people – you aren't charged unless it proceeds.
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Synthesis – within 48 hours, usually sooner
A person produces your song using professional AI music tools, under commercial license, and listens to every second before it reaches you. The wait is the craft, not a queue. You'll get an email the moment it's ready.
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The audition – you choose the take
Every synthesis run yields at least two takes of your song – same lyrics, different renditions. You listen privately on your order page and release the one that's true. The Lab does not break ties. You know them; we only measured.
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Delivery – a page, not an attachment
Your compound gets its own page: the recording, the lyrics typeset like a keepsake, and a short note from the Lab. You forward one link at the right moment. Downloads stay live for at least 12 months – keep a copy anyway; we would.
The disclosures, plainly
The lyrics are written with AI – together with you, line by line, and you approve every word. The recording is produced with AI music tools by a person who checks the output. We think the result is moving because your details are; the tools just hold the pen steady. If that isn't for you, our Protocols are free and contain no machinery at all.